Just saw a crumpet face down in the middle of the road. P. Sure this is a dark omen for England.
So I was on the tube yesterday and this woman was chatting to everyone who sat down beside her. She talked to a man who hadn’t decided what stop he was getting off at, because he was choosing between two friends, a woman coming home from work who was looking forward to seeing her kids, and a guy from Minnesota who was sad he was missing out on his families thanksgiving this year.
And I thought, hey, that’s awesome.
But I swear to god if you try to talk to me on the tube I will break your arm.
EVENT: SUDDENLY SPIDERS. JUST SPIDERS. EVERYTHING IS SPIDERS. OH GOD THEY’RE IN MY MOUTH. WHERE ARE THEY ALL COMING FROM? GOD HAS FORSAKEN US! 3pm.
Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.
Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”
I’m not even a writer and this is awesome.
I’m not even a serial killer and I love this
im a serial killer
(Source: tabbybeard, via mysiteisinwonderland)
PacRim/Misfits AU anyone ehuehuehue
I mean Chuck is like Nathan’s and Kelly’s love child or something
AHHHHHHH. OH MY GOD. I CANNOT EXPRESS WITH WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS AND HOW MUCH I WANT IT.